How to Watch a Scary or Horror Movie

1. Hold on to the person next to you if you are a woman. This happened to me at a theater in Paradise, CA. I didn’t know the woman but she grabbed my arm several times

2. When camera comes up behind a person, it is either the murderer or a friend.
(if woman, prepare to scream).

3. Listen carefully for ominous music slowly building up.

4. Show only back or feet of murderer.

5. In dark scenes, flashlights are used a lot. When have you seen a murder in broad daylight?

6. Bad guy is handsome, ugly guys are only to scare the audience.

7. Watch out for kids such as in “The Bad Seed” or “Chucky“.
(watch out for killer toys).

8. Least suspect did it or someone who was not in the rest of the movie.

9. Butler or most suspected character did not do it.

10. Good guys leave the scene of the crime with the best looking woman.

11. Lead actors are rarely murder victims.

12. Possible ending. Best looking woman is killer and gets away with it.

Have A Happy Nightmare!